May 2013
3 tags
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
peep-toe-shoes:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to...
hipstersbleedroses:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
#the answer is angela merkel
doitfotheloveofmusic:
its-a-bingo:
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
I’m just slightly terrified…..
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
5 tags
Republicans: Slavery was 150 years ago, black people need to get over it. It's not like I ever owned slaves.
Republicans: I know what it's like to be an immigrant from the hardships my ancestors faced 150 years ago.
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United States and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
crispychocolate:
serkret:
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
