May 2012
I want the US to be an Obama-nation
OFFICIALLY GOT THE JOB ON OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN
BOOYAH
HUZZAH
PARTY IN MAH ROOM TONIGHT
- Me: Ok, Obama is seriously adorable.
- Dad: I KNOW!!!!
April 2012
The Five Stages Of GOP Reaction To Osama Bin Laden’s Death — And What’s Next
1) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice…
“Barack Obama, who certainly is not someone I would say is known for fighting great causes in defense of American freedom, but I will give him credit in this, that he remained vigilant in going after Osama bin Laden.”
—Rick Santorum
2) Congratulations, President Bush!
“I think the tools that President Bush put into place — GITMO, rendition, enhanced interrogation, the vast effort to collect and collate this information — obviously served his successor quite well.”
—Karl Rove
3) Stray Attacks
“[Osama’s death] wouldn’t have wouldn’t have happened if [Obama] had his way, and that can be proven, as well, on tape.”
—Sean Hannity
4) Even Ralph Nader Would Have Done It
“We’re delighted that he gave the order to take out Osama bin Laden…Any president would have done that, but this one did, and that’s a good thing. I’m not going to say everything he’s done is wrong.”
—Mitt Romney
5) …Let Us Never Speak Of This Again
“The killing of Osama bin Laden was a momentous day for all Americans and the world, and Governor Romney congratulated the military, our intelligence agencies, and the President…It’s now sad to see the Obama campaign seek to use an event that unified our country to once again divide us, in order to try to distract voters’ attention from the failures of his administration. With 23 million Americans struggling for work, our national debt soaring, and household budgets being squeezed like never before, Mitt Romney is focused on strengthening America at home and abroad.”
—Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul
Mitt Romney sings "Baby"
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“Gentlemen, if you aren’t married, let me tell you— your goal is to improve your gene pool by marrying someone superior to you.”
—President Obama addressing the troops, giving me diabetes (via gotyed)
Remember,
don’t take the GOP people too seriously!
They after all voted for Bush, twice!
“I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their exhausting schedule of not passing any laws to be here tonight”
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(via elesheva)
Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
(via kyssthis16)
“In my second term I will win the war on Christmas.”
—Barack Obama (via think-progress)
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“Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena”
—President Obama, White House Correspondent’s Dinner (via apsies)
“I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.”
—President Barack Obama (via spinlighted)
