“Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena”
—President Obama, White House Correspondent’s Dinner (via apsies)
April 2012
“I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.”
—President Barack Obama (via spinlighted)
“Does Mitt Romney actually think he’s more successful than Barack Obama?! Obama was born to a single mother on food stamps… and he became the first black president of the United States of… Romney is the millionaire CEO governor son of a millionaire CEO governor…”
—Bill Maher & Paul Begala discuss Romney’s silver spoon (via thesoapboxschtick)
I hope Barack Obama has a ‘Zip-a-dee-doo-dah’ day every day.
I hope Barack Obama’s lover covers him with a thousand sweet kisses.
Obama appearing on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon “cheapens the office of the presidency?”
…
ZING.
Barackness Monster for Re-Election.
“I promise you, the president has a big stick.”
—Joe Biden, on attacking Mitt Romney’s foreign policy plans. (via theatlantic)
So I saw Obama today. I saw the president of the United States. Today. And this actually happened:
Person in crowd: ”I LOVE YOU OBAMA”
Obama: ”And I love you right back”
.There was no hesitation or anything.
.The crowd was all
And Obama was just like
“Obama fielded a facetious question from then-CEO Eric Schmidt: “What is the most efficient way to sort a million 32-bit integers?” Schmidt was having a bit of fun, but before he could move on to a real question, Obama stopped him. “Well, I think the bubble sort would be the wrong way to go,” he said—correctly. Schmidt put his hand to his forehead in disbelief, and the room erupted in raucous applause.”
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Obama is a True Nerd!
The A/B Test: Inside the Technology That’s Changing the Rules of Business | Epicenter | Wired.com
(via felixsalmon)
“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.”
—FDR (via imperturbable-perspicacity)
Republican math:
Affordable: $1 TRILLION per year in tax cuts for the rich
Unaffordable: $6 BILLION per year to help millions of students
