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redditor captainpixystick explains the Affordable Care Act to you like you're five.
| Bob: | Hi, insurance company. I'd like to buy some health insurance. |
| Insurance company: | No. You had cancer when you were 3 years old, and the cancer could come back. We're not selling you health insurance. |
| Bob: | It's not my fault I got cancer when I was three! Besides, that was years ago! |
| Insurance company: | If we sell insurance to you, we'll probably lose money, and we're not doing it. |
| Bob: | But I need insurance more than anyone! My cancer might come back! |
| Insurance company: | We don't care. We're not selling you insurance. |
| Obama: | Hey, that's totally not fair. Bob is right, he does need insurance! Sell Bob some insurance. |
| Insurance company: | If we have to, I guess. |
| Mary: | This is cool. Obama said the insurance company has to sell insurance to anyone who needs it. |
| Sam: | Hey, I have an idea. I'm going to stop paying for health insurance. If I get sick, I can always go buy some insurance then. The insurance company won't be able to say no, because Obama's told them they have to sell it to anyone who needs it! |
| Dave: | that's a great idea! I'm not paying for health insurance either, at least not until I get sick. |
| Insurance company: | Hey! If everyone stops paying for insurance, we'll go bankrupt! |
| Obama: | Oh come on Sam and Dave, that's not fair either. |
| Dave: | I don't care. It saves me money. |
| Obama: | Oh for god's sake. Sam, Dave, you have to keep paying for health insurance, and not wait until you're sick. You too, Mary and Bob. |
| Mary: | But I'm broke! I can't buy insurance! I just don't have any money. |
| Obama: | Mary, show me your piggy bank. Oh, wow, you really are broke. Ok, tell you what. You still have to buy insurance, but I'll help you pay 95% of the cost. |
| Mary: | thank you. |
| Obama: | I need an aspirin. |
| Insurance company: | We're not paying for that aspirin. |
